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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Haha! I'm Leaving for End-of-Year Vacation tomorrow so I'm blogging now.
It's 12.04 a.m. [WTH?] now, so that means....Leaving today in 4 hours time. I don't think I'm gonna sleep... although my momma insists.

Well, nevermind...Wanna see a picture of the hotel we're staying in? it's really COOL and NEAT!!! Make yourself turn GREEN with ENVY...

Rating: 10/10

LOL!!! Just Kidding...that's from Switzerland...I'm going to Malaysia, so this is the REAL Cabin called the LakeHouse: (Y'know, I'm pretty sure Lake House is a movie starring Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves.)

Rating: 7/10

Oh My! It's better than I thought! I spent 10 minutes just searching for this picture!!! Well, ENJOY your HOLS buds!!! PEACE OUT DUDES!!!


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Friday, November 24, 2006

This Video is just a hit on my list!!! Ever since I watched it I can't get over it! Now I'm in LOVE<3 with it. (Hey, CaPS Buds, that isn't a hormone imbalance, right?) With great dancers like Heidi and Travis, Contemporary will NEVER be Temporary!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5w4ciigd94

Show: So You Think You Can Dance 2
Choreographer: Mia Michaels
Dancers: Heidi and Travis
Song: Calling You by Celine Dion


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As Some of my Casuarina Buddiez know that I have a 'passion' for Hip Hop.... I'd like to show you friends HORRIBLY GOOD HIP HOP DANCING. (Not by me of course. Duh~)

What I wanna show you all in this post is that Hip Hop is not about Huge, Shocking, Elaborate moves. It can be really Sweet sometimes. (Not Done By Me!!! Duh~...) Two Videos here. I Love both LotZ.....5 STARS!!! *****

Show: So You Think You Can Dance 2
Choreographer: Shane Sparks
First Song: Hotline by Ciara

First Two Dancers: Donyelle and Benji
Next Song: Sexy Love by Ne-Yo
Next Two Dancers: Ivan and Allison
Love all you guys! (And others too...)


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The Fast and Furious One:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtbbHfxwBWQ

The Sweet Romantic One (I'd rather dance this one, though):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65X78tUEMa0


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Thursday, November 16, 2006

BAD NEWS! The human race is DOOMED! Everyone is turning into BLONDES!!!

In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:

1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. (What about a HURRICANE?)

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. (Really?)

3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. (Thanks, I WILL.)

4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. (Why? Is there a Leak?)

5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS. (Why not? They won't die...)

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET. (Right...)

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END. (Thanks for the help.)

9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL? (Do I need a bowl for that too?)

10. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING. (And how do I do that?)

11. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. (The shoplifter special!)

12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (And that would be how?)

13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!)



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Thursday, November 02, 2006

ATTENTION: NO GRUDGES AGAINST ANY OF THESE PEOPLE. JUST A JOKE.

The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realised that if they continued war in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and which ever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.

The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler bitches in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, removed his siblings which gave him all the milk. They used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage and slowly waddled over towards the Russian dog. The Russian dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and charged the American dachshund. But, when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.

The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler bitches in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing", an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."


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