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Saturday, September 15, 2007

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student:


1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays
are for rest.

Days left: 313.


2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and
difficult to study.
Days left 263.


3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.

Days left
141.


4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.

Days left
126.


5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing
properly & swallowing) - means 30days.

Days left 96.


6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) -means 15 days.

Days left
81.


7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.

Days left: 46.


8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) -40 days.

Days left: 6.


9. For sickness - at least 3 days.

Days left 3.


10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.

1 day left.


11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on
that day ?!?!?!?!?!

Balance = 0

So HOW THE HELL DOES THE STUDENT PASS?



♡V