Sunday, November 11, 2007
So...
I got the part of the Prince.
Right.
Yea.
Okay.
...Sigh~...
Lady Eugenia oh Lady Eugenia,
*the famed shakespearean accent* Did I not beseech that your ladyship bestow me a piddling semblance in this honorary theatrical tragedy?
Oh Lord Joelth, Sire, I am deeply penitent and contend more for a conscientious part in this enthralling production.
Conversion::
*singlish accent* Eh, Eugenia, why you give me main role? I only want minor role leh. And Joel also make me do this. Forlorn flatterers. Tsk.
And I'm a Prince.
Great.
A guy.
tsk, tsk, how insulting.
And Eugenia told me to bring clothes...
I made a drawing. Shall give labelling, eh?

1) Lady Eugenia keeps asking me if I can curl my hair, so that I will look more princely. Gawd, this is UGLY. I look like a demented Princess Leia. This is just awful. Horrible self mutilation. Ugh.
2) This arrow is actually pointing at my facial expression, but of course I wouldn't allow arrows poking my face, aye? So yea, my facial expression is actually this:: 0.O
3) Ahh, yes, the nose. My BIG nose. The main character of this WHOLE story. Geez.
4) Stubby little fingers. My REAL fingers. Short and stubby. Hehe. Lady Eugenia didn't ask for that. It is very unprincely, she says.
5) Lady Eugenia wants me to bring a baggy t-shirt of any colour. So I just coloured the shirt with whatever colour shirt my closet has luh. Some have patterns, haish, I really dunno what to bring. The whole wardrobe.
6) Poofy Pants. THANK GOODNESS I don't own something as dumb as that. I'll NEVER be caught dead in it. That's why I'm trying to wriggle my way out of this role. Becky lucky luh. She has more lines than me, but her clothes are black. She can wear a lollita if she wants. (Not that I want to, but it BEATS poofy pants. Darn. Lady Eugenia wanted to use tights/ pantyhose/ stockings, but I'll probably rebel if I have to wear anything like that. It's only for half an hour I think. So maybe I can tolerate it. I HOPE.
7)HAIRY LEGS! I think Princes shave anything but their faces. (Thus the beard when they grow old) But I, sadly, have hairy legs. Disgusting. I wish I only had hair on my head and no where else on my body. SICK.
8) Long socks, maybe? I think curly hair goes with long socks. The dukes in Pirates of the Caribbean have curly wurly hair and long socks. Ugh. And anyway, those Japanese act-cute girls in Neoprint machines have curly hair and long socks. Natural curls are the best. Fake curls are totally poseur.
9) Ah-ma shoes. Venecia wore them to the Singapore Soul performance/ rehearsal. I have to pay about $5 for that. NO WAY, JOSE! It's NOT a worthy investment. So I'm bringing my JAZZ shoes. Gah. Lotsa things to bring.
Ain't I just LUCKAYE?
*bawls*
Anyway, I still have to make sweetrolls for 6/3 peeps and 1Fers, so it's gonna take a VERY long time.
Geez.
I have no time to do anything at all!
Come on, AGENDA PRIORITIZE!
Ok. Whatever.
Remember to take my Poll on the left!
Song of the Day::
(I also considered putting Sharpay's version of You are the Music in Me, but this song has a jazzy tune to it. EC-CEN-TRIC. Listening to the instrumental version of this song made me feel like a character in Lilo and Stitch.)
♡V