Brother: (slaps UNO card on decl) Ha! Plus 4! Me: No, that's not counted. (puts card back) B: (puts card on deck) No, it's counted! See? Plus 2 Plus 2- Plus 4! M: No! I drew the card just now! It doesn't count anymore! B: Yes it does. M: No it doesn't. B: Yes it does! M: No it doesn't! B: YES IT DOES!!! M: I can just walk away now you know. B: Fine lah! M: Ok bye. (throws deck and leaves) B: (calling out) LIKE I CARE! M: Yup, just like you care. B: Spoil sport!
(I leave the room, go brush my teeth. While brushing teeth...)
B: (from one end of the hallway to the other) SPOIL SPORT! M: (brushing teeth) ??? LOL ??? B: (back to room) SPOIL SPORT!!! M: (done brushing) Ya, SPOILT SPORT! B: (from behind room door) SPOIL SPORT! M: (opens HIS room door) SPOIL SPORT! (closes door) B: (before I close door) SPOIL SPO-! M: (walking to MY room) SPOIL SPORT! (closes door)
Pause.
B: (opens my room door) SPOIL SPORT! (closes door) M: (opens HIS room door) SPOIL SPORT! (closes door) B: (opens my room door) SPOIL SPORT! (tries to close door but I force it open) M: SPOIL SPORT! B: SPOIL SPORT! M: SPOIL SPORT! B: SPOIL SPORT! M: SPOIL SPORT! B: SPOIL SPORT! M: (gets out of room and pushes B) SPOIL SPORT! B: (pushes back) SPOIL SPORT! (both keep pushing) M: SPOIL SPORT! B: SPOIL SPORT! M: SPOIL SPORT! B: SPOIL SPORT! M: SPOIL SPORT! (final push and runs back to MY room) SPOIL SPORT! (Brother runs back to his room. Both slam doors.) (pause.) M: (opening door) HAH! I slammed the door first! (slams door again) B: (opening door) SO WHAT?! SPOIL SPORT! M: SPOIL SPORT! B: SPOIL SPORT! M: SPOIL SPORT! B: SPOIL SPORT! M: SPOIL SPORT! B: SPOIL SPORT! M: Shuddup, who cares?!
And that's what goes on in my household EVERYDAY. Note that during this episode, my parents weren't at home. ;D
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