Saturday, September 05, 2009
Today, my now ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying that she wanted to break up with me because my skin didn't sparkle in the sun. I got dumped for a fictional character. FML
Today, I entered my Latin class for the first time. I was apprehensive, as I had signed up for the class on a whim and wasn't sure what to expect. Then the teacher passed out the syllabus and I saw that there's a unit entirely based on Harry Potter spells. This year is gonna rock. MLIA
Today, I was going into Wal-Mart when I passed the bulletin board with the missing children flyers on it. One said "Have you seen Waldo?" I had to act like I was coughing so that it wouldn't seem as if I found a missing child funny. MLIA
Yesterday, my entire neighbourhood experienced a blackout. My house had no torchlights or candles. The only way to get around was using my green lightsaber. I loved it. MLIA
notice how FML is usually about twilight, while MLIA is about Waldo, Harry P and Star Wars?
Hahahahaha, the cool shit make your life seem more than average.
The dumb shit just facks you up (:
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