ESSAYESSAYESSAYESSAYESSAY
kind of drowning in text here.
and I just looked through half an album collection of miniature A Doll's House food.
and I feel like eating ice cream for dinner.
WEIRDDDDDDDD.
no wonder why you're getting obese you fat pig.
if I finish this section I think I'll have dinner (which won't be ice cream)
then reward myself with an episode of HIMYM or GG.
yes I'm an addict.
ugh, why do they have to hook up, dang it.
MLIA of the Day::
Last night I was watching old episodes of America's Funniest Home Videos. In a video, a man told his daughter how they accidently roasted a pregnant turkey and found the baby inside. I was utterly shocked until they told her it was a prank and I realized turkeys lay eggs. I'm 20. I should have known that. MLIA
FML of the Day::
Today, I was about to eat an apple. Feeling spontanious, I decided to twist the stem off while reciting the alphabet to see the letter of the person I would marry, just like we used to when we were kids. As soon as my fingertips got ahold of the stem, it fell off before I even made it to A. FML
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