Thank you so much for today.
I am so glad I didn't give up, and you work in the strangest of ways.
Thank you also for the head start, and for holding me back at the last minute.
Sometimes I feel like I'm in an emotionally abusive relationship with you and I don't know what to do, but as long as you don't turn your back completely on me I've still got something to hold on to.
Keep my family legit, and keep my fats away.
Amen.