1. I've decided not to post personal things on this blog anymore because as much as I never intended, my posts can come across as very emotional, depressing and attention-seeking, and that's really not the effect I was going for. Also, I realise that the more I tell the truth, the more people respond or react to me with lies and artificiality. This is a very vicious cycle that I am unable to break out of, and seeing that there are people in this world who can be both a) friends of mine and b) very two-faced, the truth is something I have to be careful with. It's not a matter of "if you can't beat them, join them" because I'm not going to start putting on a fake front. I'm just going to be more cautious about what I say, because there are people who are out to see me fail and as much as I do not enjoy my life right now, human instinct suggests that I fight for my survival, and that is what I shall do. YES, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, AND I DEFINITELY DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR ACTIONS.

2. My pride dictates that I never say this to them in person, but in case anything happens and people read my blog for clues or boredom, I just wanna say that anyone who is related to me by blood means a lot to me. Regardless of how much they attempt to make my life a living hell or make me feel very unloved at times, this dark, masochistic, twisted side of me has so much love for them that cannot be verbally expressed, and that's all I shall say.

3.
This is my brother (he's the dude on the left). When I was taking a bath just now I had the sudden epiphany to present him the most godawesome birthday gift, in the hopes that the gift will finally unlock his thick skull and he will use the genius within to do something with his currently bleak (thou shalt judge not) life. If the gift has no effect on him, I have officially failed as a shitbag of a sister and will have no choice but to kill his girlfriend. I'm kidding. I've thought of it though. I'm kidding again. If this plan to wake him up with a birthday present does not succeed, I shall henceforth work my ass off to get a scholarship to study overseas and never come back. Sounds more like it. And while I'm there I will hire a hitman to kill his girlfriend. I'm kidding again. Not. Haha kidding about the not. Not. Okay kidding. I have about 3 months.

4. Oh holey fugbags someone get me a chainsaw to get rid of all my cellulite already.

5. Since I have a ton of graded school assignments to do, I shall now sort my priorities and start with planning my brother's godawesome birthday gift. I'd rather fail as a student than fail as a sister. Okay I had better not curse myself that way because I am on huge jinx.

Ciao.